Here’s another take on the lockdown. Fred is a fictitious character, but then again he could be real ? 🤔
He tried his hand at cooking
created some ” tasty” meals,
but he got food poisoning
from his dodgy jellied eels.
He decided to take up yoga
got still and calm to meditate,
but he ended up on the sofa
drinking lager by the crate.
He bought some boxing gloves
pummelled a huge punch bag,
but he kept on stopping
for yet another crafty fag.
He badly needed a haircut
as his barnet grew really long ,
but as he hacked at it himself
it now looks a mess and all wrong.
He listened to lots of music
watched boring daytime T. V.
but he got addicted to pizza
and drinking copious amounts of tea.
He put on lots of weight
so no longer “athletic” or thin,
but due to lack of sunlight
he’s now ashen with pale skin.
He remained positive though
stayed cheerful and upbeat,
but often forgot 8.pm Thursday nights
to clap along with others on his street.
He completed the whole lockdown
and survived eating his awful grub,
but the experience hadn’t changed Fred
as he immediately got drunk in the pub !