The new normal created a new economic driver and race, and population control over time – The Zombie. The United Nations ‘UNMZI’ – ‘United Nations Mission Zombie Integration’ and slogan ‘We live off each other’.
Singing tonight the first Zombie, ‘Zalo’ live-ish on ‘Lockdowns got Talent’:
Simon “Excited to see you in the flesh. Let me pick your brains, why singing, Zalo?”
Zalo “So nice to see a happy menu, I mean audience, (Giggles) I sing for my food”.
Simon “You’re controversial (Smiling).”
Zalo “I would like to thank my sponsors; Zotox for my natural glow, Z – diet, a brainless choice and Finger Bond, for keeping me together.”
Piers “So as a rule of thumb, you eat ‘human’ brains, right?” .
Zalo “Well, I am a woman, and we all know where men’s brainzzz are; don’t we David!” (Wolf whistles from the audience).
Piers “Nice mini-dress zolaaaaa!”
Ashley “Thank’s for that Piers, now It’s time for Zalo to sing her cover version of ‘Maneater’; Zalo!
‘Ends to a standing ovation…’
The next day papers: ‘Gen-z’s Zalo Wins UK’s Lockdowns got Talent’ with the main headline:
Piers M Slammed for ‘Sexist’ Comments Over Female gen-Z’s Zalo AKA transsioned Charlotte H. Dress in Viral Video.