E.U.’s Clerihews

Here’s what a clerihew is:

A poem four lines long. The first and second lines rhyme with each other, and the third and fourth lines rhyme with each other. The first line names a person, and the second line ends with something that rhymes with the name of the person. A clerihew should be funny.


gravy-train

Teresa May

to Brexit said nay

but now she can’t wait

to negotiate.

             *

Merkel and Junkers

believe we are plonkers

not to remain

on the gravy train.

             *

In Nicola Sturgeon

new ideas burgeon:

she wants to call

a new E.U. poll.

             *

Unlike Jacob Rees-Mogg

we are all in a fog.

He does firmly believe

that we must leave.

             *

© Luigi Pagano

 

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