E.U.’s Clerihews

Here’s what a clerihew is:

A poem four lines long. The first and second lines rhyme with each other, and the third and fourth lines rhyme with each other. The first line names a person, and the second line ends with something that rhymes with the name of the person. A clerihew should be funny.


Teresa May

to Brexit said nay

but now she can’t wait

to negotiate.


Merkel and Junkers

believe we are plonkers

not to remain

on the gravy train.


In Nicola Sturgeon

new ideas burgeon:

she wants to call

a new E.U. poll.


Unlike Jacob Rees-Mogg

we are all in a fog.

He does firmly believe

that we must leave.


© Luigi Pagano


© ionicus 2023
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