Anoraks vs Nerds
an old silly one but I felt I ought to post something
Anoraks talk in funny voices.
Nerds look at life through dark rimmed glasses.
Anoraks believe in alien visitation.
Nerds write up their dissertation.
Anoraks know timetables verbatim.
Nerds are the ones employed to write ‘em.
Anoraks were bullied for being a berk.
Nerds did all the class’s homework.
Anoraks know computer specifications.
Nerds write games for Sony PlayStations.
Anoraks know something about everything.
Nerds know everything about something.
Anoraks seem to be absurd.
I think I’d rather be a Nerd.
But then again, they both seem freaks.
I think I’ll stick to being a Geek.