interview with a publisher (slash vampire)

not to be taken too seriously – I wanted a mini-break from the soft romantics that have o’er taken me.

they’d read stuff I posted online somewhere,
wrote, in pro-forma letters, they were ‘impressed’,
that I had ‘potential’, they were ‘interested in my work’,
and would I like to ‘discuss matters further’ –
 
would I bollocks!
 
give them their due, they persevered,
ignored my knee-jerk ‘fuck off’ emails or
non-committal, more considered, ‘maybe’ answers,
‘good manners’, learned across mother’s knee, won over me –
 
lunch it was.
 
handshakes in the *Station Hotel, Selby.
one wore a suit, the other, a folkie
Oxfam-looking fisherman’s jumper,
‘good cop bad cop?’ vague smiles, no reply –
 
down to business:
 
they unwrapped exposure to broadsheet reviewers,
nationwide publicity – hinted at access to Radio Three,
(as if), an editor to nurture me. presumably
my cows would give milk and my hens would lay –
 
but business is business – no more giving my books away.
 
they talked, I drank, foresaw it all;
deadlines, taxes, bookstore signings,
wine and cheese launches, press releases,
bow-tie lunches with local celebrities –
 
in from the cold – my life would find meaning.
 
I’d be glad-handed, eulogised, university
poets would acknowledge me
as, ‘one of us’… but grudgingly.
the waiter opened a third ‘house red’ –
 
the wine went down well. far too well.
 
after splashing the pissoir floor, I zipped,
checked for ‘leakage’, and, all clear,
nipped out through the plongeurs’ door
leaving the vampire bastard pair
 
with the bill.
 
*The Station Hotel, Selby does not exist and I’ve never graced Selby. 
I used it purely for a gratuitous rhyme with ‘folkie’.
It could just as easily have been Whitby or Tiptree, Derry or Bury.

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Supratik
8 months ago

Or they could just be Tom, Dick and Harry; you do have a potential hee hee, the one that I obviously find is your ability to break from the norms.
Keep writing.
Supratik

Guajiros
8 months ago

Yup, success come with a price tag.

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