The Buxom Barmaid
Not politically correct I guess but there are still pubs around with the “traditional” barmaid serving there. Hence this poem.
She stands behind the bar
the buxom chatty lass,
lapping up all the attention
as she fills another glass.
She’s pulled pints for years
in the pub every night,
she teases the male customers
in skirts short and tight.
But it’s all just an act
to bring the punters in,
to her it’s just a job
as she pours out another gin.
She’s an actress on a stage
in a role she likes to play,
but with a family at home
she needs the extra pay.
So the next time you see her
and she gives you a seductive wink,
it’s not because she fancies you
she just wants you to buy another drink !
© mistermarmite 2023
Haha I love this I was reminded of those ‘naughty’ holiday postcards you could get that always had very buxom jolly ladies confronting weedy, spindly little men.
Fun poem, much enjoyed 🙂 Sue.
Hi Sue. Pleased you enjoyed my “buxom” poem. Just a bit of fun like the postcards you mentioned, but they stopped them I heard either too old fashioned, or the nanny brigade complained ! I’m just in from my window round and I have a laugh with a few customers. Some of the things they come out with would be unprintable ! All the best.
just got round to reading this lovely contribution of yours.It reminded me of a particular buxom lady in a German Bar during the war.I must have been ogling,,being a love starved soldier,
for she asked me if I wanted to have a look.If so I would have to wait until closing time.Be lucky, Peter xxx.
Hi Peter. Sue didn’t write the poem by the way ! Glad you liked it anyway.
Cheers : Kevin.
Sorry Kevin , thank you for pointing out my mistake.You have to forgive a 91 year old geezer.Have a lot on my mind at present including trying to retain my memory, or should I say my sanity.Just joking! Be lucky, Peter.
Hi Peter. No worries easy mistake to make. 91 ? Mega respect from me, people say I don’t look or act 63 but after a day window cleaning I feel 103 next morning ! All the best, and keep taking the tablets !