The Clam before the Storm plus
Two for the price of one….
The Clam Before the Storm
It’s the clam before the storm!
I gulp it eagerly,
Watching the approaching hammerheads on the horizon.
Washing it down with fine wine.
Before boarding up
And going inside.
Reptilian girl, lock your fate with mine!
Reptilian girl, you look divine.
Your scales, your claws, your scarlet crest
(Though I search in vain for a glimpse of breast)
But never mind, you’re all I need
To settle down and spread my seed
In your garden of delight
C’mon girl – just stay the night!
What’s that? I see your great head shaking
Your body curling, slithering, snaking,
I’m in your arms
I’m in your mouth!
Bloody hell, girl …mmmff!