Limericks.
Written in my very few spare moments. The last one especially for our fellow wordsmith in Berlin.
A young man from the Fens named Mike
Having bought himself a new bike
Had some fun,
Doing the ton,
When he hit the bleeding dike.
A farmer living in Wall
Only had one ball.
His son had three
Shouted in glee
We now are the”Four ball”.
A Chinese lad named Fuk U
Married a girl Fuk Mi,
Said Fuk Mi to Fuk U
What shall we do ?
Fuk U replied fuck me.
Archie shouted Scheisse,
This is not a Berliner Weisse
It is too pale
Like Adam’s Ale
From the rivers
Oder or Neisse.
E.W.Peters. 05-02-2017.
© pommer 2020
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Nothing is Neisse than a good frothing Hefeweizen, alter Junge…
Thank you for reading. I like the alter Junge bit.,I am only 9 for another week. The zero behind the nine means nothing..Soon be nineteen once again .HA HA.