Do You Really Want To Work Here ?
Been a while since I filled in an application form for a job but this one is not P.C.
Please state your age
are you young or old,
still got your own hair
or are you going bald ?
Are you one of those homosexuals
still a virgin or straight,
and would you always be on time
or always bloody late ?
Have you been in the nick
spent time in the scrubs,
are you a junkie
and been barred from pubs ?
Are you a fatso or thin
a short arse or really tall,
and do you support Liverpool
as that’s the gaffers team at football ?
Are you driven and ambitious
like to graft day and night ?
well don’t expect to be rewarded
as the wages here are shite.
Well good luck with your application
interviews should start in a week or two,
but if you’ve got any sense
I wouldn’t bother if I was you !