The Vicar Pops in at Christmas

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Have some more tea, vicar,
when you’re ready,

but do not face the moon
when you court me,

for your eyes protrude
too much already,

and I don’t want my bosom
splashed with tea.

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Ionicus

Still amusing on second reading, Gerald.

Sweetwater

Hehe, like it very much 🙂 Sue.

Pommer

Lovely amusing read,Gerald.Peter

Shackleton

I’m glad the vicar didn’t end up popping out. Good humour!

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