The Vicar Pops in at Christmas

Poetry

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Have some more tea, vicar,
when you’re ready,

but do not face the moon
when you court me,

for your eyes protrude
too much already,

and I don’t want my bosom
splashed with tea.

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© Nemo 2023
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ionicus

Still amusing on second reading, Gerald.

nemo

Thanks, Luigi. I’ve nothing new to post so, seasonly, it had to be this one,
Gerald

sweetwater

Hehe, like it very much 🙂 Sue.

nemo

Thanks, Sue, I did read you first reply about your poem then it got lost in the outage,
Gerald

pommer

Lovely amusing read,Gerald.Peter

nemo

Thanks, Peter. I’m glad it’s still funny after 50 years.
Gerald

Shackleton

I’m glad the vicar didn’t end up popping out. Good humour!

nemo

Thanks, Otreasaigh. I’m sure the vicar must have popped out, eventually.
Gerald.

nemo

Thanks, Trevor. One of my first ‘poems’ from the sixties when fellow students kept saying ‘Have some more tea, vicar.’
Cheers,
Gerald

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