The Vicar Pops in at Christmas

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Have some more tea, vicar,
when you’re ready,

but do not face the moon
when you court me,

for your eyes protrude
too much already,

and I don’t want my bosom
splashed with tea.

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© Nemo 2020
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TheRecluse

Hahaha! Good one Gerald! Very drool, Yes, watch out for hot tea on your neck too, when mooning!

Ionicus

Still amusing on second reading, Gerald.

Sweetwater

Hehe, like it very much 🙂 Sue.

Pommer

Lovely amusing read,Gerald.Peter

Shackleton

I’m glad the vicar didn’t end up popping out. Good humour!

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