Cigarettes And Tea Bags

There’s been many great inventions but to Elsie forget the wheel or telescope, as fags and tea bags are life savers !

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What’s the greatest invention

the best our world has known,

many would say it’s the wheel

while others the telephone ?

In kitchens we’ve got appliances

like a fridge for food to save,

also gas and electric cookers

toasters,kettles,and a microwave.

But there’s hundreds of inventions

paper clip,safety pin, telescope,

lawnmower, fountain pen,internet,

toothpaste, and soap on a rope.

So I asked my neighbour Elsie

while she was smoking a fag,

” what’s the greatest inventions ? “

she replied:” cigarettes and the tea bag ! “