Cryme of the Ancient Mariner

Dropped anchor in the Moray Firth
Lured there by the “Mermaid of the North”

Lounging aloft just out from the shore
She smoulders on a boulder at Balintore

Emblazoned ‘gainst an emerald ocean
Her beauty plundered my emotions

Breathless i made a bee line for her
Scramble splashed to bask in her aura

Whipped out my Samsung S8+
To capture her exotic bust

But in so doing i brushed her knee
And stirred the Gods of the pea sea

Tweet waves rose up and
Drow ned me.

© albermund 2023
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Oh no, not #hertoo.

White male sexuality is indeed a crime and must be wiped off the face of the earth.

Good to see you writing again, Albie.

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