Sorry that I am no good for you,
no money, no position,
no means to spoil you,
no driver’s licence and no property
but only failures, bankruptcies, defeats,
adversities and trials is what I can offer;
and I am afraid I am not even good for company,
just working boring hard all of the time,
no time at home, no time for sex,
no luxuries, no banquets,
nothing special and no evenings out,
just humdrum hard work all the time
and nothing for it.
Well, at least I am no prostitute.