Tag: humour
Zeezee Cop
Erotic Designs on Stonking Young Englishmen
Old Gits in their cups
It’s a Dog’s Life
This is one of the first things I ever wrote, can’t remember the inspiration (probably an ex), but I’m fond of it 🙂 Perhaps Johnson’s disaster at the G7 brought it all back, eh?
» Read moreThe Return of Mrs Brown
I once read an article about a woman who entered 100 competitions a week, and had accumulated 30,000 quid in prizes. Reminded me on one of my tales, so I thought I’d resurrect it. Old, I know, but then so am I…
» Read moreLIFE (OR BEING A BEACH BUM)
When Ernie took Gertrude to wife he had the notion ’twas for life, but didn’t bank on all the strife a spouse could often be. She didn’t understand it seems his lust for love (‘In yer dreams!’) what sausages and bacon means and kippers for his tea. So after fifteen years of this he’d had enough of wedded bliss and […]
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