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You're trapped in a room with a man-eating lion, a hungry cannibal and Angela Merkel. You have a gun, but it only has two bullets.
What do you do?
Shoot Angela Merkel twice.
viral meme in Greece for lockdown and going out without a paper saying where you go and when you left home with the paper and your identity card to buy bread.
Man thinks coffee machine is a hand sanitiser dispenser!