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ifyouplease
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problem I am trying to understand the last one by guajiros.

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Posted : July 17, 2019 2:39 pm
guajiros
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STD germ = sexually transmitted disease germ

gonorrhia = is a sexually transmitted disease

Penicillin is an antibiotic which kills the gonorrhia bacteria

 "I'm a gonna 'ere" is English an colloquialism  meaning, I'm going to die 

 it's a play on words .... capisce? 😉

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Posted : July 17, 2019 2:56 pm
ifyouplease
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yes. we call such jokes here 'cold jokes' usually I like cold jokes 

 

 

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Posted : July 17, 2019 3:06 pm
ifyouplease
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not exactly, I don't think so, it's just a joke that it's like taking an unexpected cold shower, invigorating in some sense a bit unpleasant initially

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Posted : July 20, 2019 9:21 am
ifyouplease
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aaaaaah perhaps then perhaps

 

 Massage Therapist: Let me know if that's too much pressure. I don't want to torture you. That would be an added charge.

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Posted : July 22, 2019 12:57 pm
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Posted : July 22, 2019 1:04 pm
guajiros
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What do Vegans do on a dinner date?

 . . . Meet and chew veg

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Posted : August 5, 2019 12:46 pm
ifyouplease
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the endless variety of vegetarian diet in one image.

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Posted : August 6, 2019 2:27 pm
ifyouplease
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ancient hellenic jokes

A wife-hater is attending the burial of his wife, who has just died. When someone asks ‘Who is it that rests in peace here?’ he answers ‘Me, now that I am rid of her!

 

 

When the garrulous barber asks him, ‘How should I cut your hair?’, a quick wit answers ‘Silently’.

 

 

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Posted : January 16, 2020 9:09 pm
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ifyouplease
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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?
Control Freak.
Con…
OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”

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Posted : March 4, 2020 3:03 pm
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Posted : March 5, 2020 12:13 pm
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Posted : March 5, 2020 3:45 pm
ifyouplease
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edited previous post, used another video which I find funny almost as much as this tenor gif

 

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Posted : March 13, 2020 5:30 pm
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Posted : March 14, 2020 10:56 am
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