The official Jokes thread
problem I am trying to understand the last one by guajiros.
STD germ = sexually transmitted disease germ
gonorrhia = is a sexually transmitted disease
Penicillin is an antibiotic which kills the gonorrhia bacteria
"I'm a gonna 'ere" is English an colloquialism meaning, I'm going to die
it's a play on words .... capisce? 😉
yes. we call such jokes here 'cold jokes' usually I like cold jokes
not exactly, I don't think so, it's just a joke that it's like taking an unexpected cold shower, invigorating in some sense a bit unpleasant initially
aaaaaah perhaps then perhaps
Massage Therapist: Let me know if that's too much pressure. I don't want to torture you. That would be an added charge.
What do Vegans do on a dinner date?
. . . Meet and chew veg
the endless variety of vegetarian diet in one image.
ancient hellenic jokes
A wife-hater is attending the burial of his wife, who has just died. When someone asks ‘Who is it that rests in peace here?’ he answers ‘Me, now that I am rid of her!
’When the garrulous barber asks him, ‘How should I cut your hair?’, a quick wit answers ‘Silently’.
Breaking: Eminem is the first celebrity to be diagnosed with the Corona Virus.
In a statement, doctors have revealed that his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti.... pic.twitter.com/pG60smiUiz
— A bloke with a camera (@ChrisCollier79) February 1, 2020
OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”