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guajiros
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Posted by: andrea

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Juan

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Posted : 14/06/2019 7:54 am
andrea
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Huh!

 

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Posted : 14/06/2019 9:40 pm
guajiros
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Is that the wrong punchline Andrea? 😉 

What did a Mexican fireman name his two sons?

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Posted : 15/06/2019 9:31 am
jay12
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Posted by: guajiros

Is that the wrong punchline Andrea? 😉 

What did a Mexican fireman name his two sons?

Hose A and Hose B? 

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Posted : 17/06/2019 4:34 pm
jay12
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A drunk is stood in a bar shouting, "All lawyers are f*cking thieves!!" 

The guy sitting next to him says, "Whoa, easy there buddy."

The drunk says, "Are you a lawyer?"

"No, I'm a thief" 

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Posted : 17/06/2019 4:41 pm
guajiros
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si  señor hay 12. 🙂

This post was modified 1 month ago by guajiros
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Posted : 18/06/2019 3:18 pm
jay12
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My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So... 

 

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Posted : 19/06/2019 11:04 am
Alfie_Shoyger
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Why are tampons like middle-class liberals?

 

 

 

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They're both stuck up cunts.

 

 

 

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Posted : 28/06/2019 11:28 am
ifyouplease
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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.

I plead not ordinary

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Posted : 28/06/2019 11:42 am
Alfie_Shoyger
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Knock Knock.

 

Who's there?

 

Communism.

 

 

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Posted : 28/06/2019 11:40 pm
ifyouplease
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Communism who?

I plead not ordinary

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Posted : 29/06/2019 1:35 am
guajiros
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Knock Knock who's there .... Twitet

What? ...... oh shit I meant who

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Posted : 29/06/2019 12:35 pm
ifyouplease
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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Dr Who.

Dr Who who?

Knocks.

Shall I open?

I can knock open doors too.

Make yourself at home Dr Who? I forgot your name.

Just Who. And yours?

Just.

Excuse me? you're not a Dr too?

No, just Just.

 

I plead not ordinary

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Posted : 29/06/2019 6:42 pm
ifyouplease
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(I just wrote it. For no apparent reason.)

 

 

I plead not ordinary

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Posted : 29/06/2019 6:44 pm
ifyouplease
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Knock knock

who's there

 

A sockpuppet that knocks and asks who's there.

I plead not ordinary

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Posted : 29/06/2019 9:40 pm
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