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Posted by: guajiros

Is that the wrong punchline Andrea? ? 

What did a Mexican fireman name his two sons?

Hose A and Hose B? 

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Posted : June 17, 2019 4:34 pm
jay12
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A drunk is stood in a bar shouting, "All lawyers are f*cking thieves!!" 

The guy sitting next to him says, "Whoa, easy there buddy."

The drunk says, "Are you a lawyer?"

"No, I'm a thief" 

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Posted : June 17, 2019 4:41 pm
guajiros
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si  señor hay 12. 🙂

This post was modified 4 months ago by guajiros
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Posted : June 18, 2019 3:18 pm
jay12
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My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So... 

 

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Posted : June 19, 2019 11:04 am
ifyouplease
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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.

I plead not ordinary

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Posted : June 28, 2019 11:42 am
ifyouplease
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Communism who?

I plead not ordinary

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Posted : June 29, 2019 1:35 am
guajiros
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Knock Knock who's there .... Twitet

What? ...... oh shit I meant who

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Posted : June 29, 2019 12:35 pm
ifyouplease
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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Dr Who.

Dr Who who?

Knocks.

Shall I open?

I can knock open doors too.

Make yourself at home Dr Who? I forgot your name.

Just Who. And yours?

Just.

Excuse me? you're not a Dr too?

No, just Just.

 

I plead not ordinary

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Posted : June 29, 2019 6:42 pm
ifyouplease
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(I just wrote it. For no apparent reason.)

 

 

I plead not ordinary

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Posted : June 29, 2019 6:44 pm
ifyouplease
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Knock knock

who's there

 

A sockpuppet that knocks and asks who's there.

I plead not ordinary

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Posted : June 29, 2019 9:40 pm
ifyouplease
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test

This post was modified 4 months ago by ifyouplease

I plead not ordinary

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Posted : July 1, 2019 12:16 am
ifyouplease
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no longer a test. hahahaha

I plead not ordinary

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Posted : July 1, 2019 12:20 am
ifyouplease
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Emphatic Tenderness?

I plead not ordinary

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Posted : July 4, 2019 12:34 pm
ifyouplease
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I think I got the E. it's Emphatic. T might by something else.

Tearfulness? 

I plead not ordinary

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Posted : July 4, 2019 12:36 pm
ifyouplease
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Emphatic Tastefulness ???

 

 

I plead not ordinary

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Posted : July 4, 2019 12:42 pm
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