PUNCTUATION FOR AMERICANS
Why is an Australian man like a wombat?
Eats shoots and leaves
My girlfriend got hit by a semi-colon and fell into a comma. The driver had failed to come to a full stop at the end of the line. He did a dash, risking a run-on sentence. Doctors tell me my girlfriend’s revision is a question mark; she has a punctuated colon.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY READER!
Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana.