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SimonLeigh
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December 25, 2017 4:58 pm  

 

 Why is an Australian man like a wombat?

Eats shoots and leaves

 

My girlfriend got hit by a semi-colon and fell into a comma. The driver had failed to come to a full stop at the end of the line. He did a dash, risking a run-on sentence. Doctors tell me my girlfriend’s revision is a question mark; she has a punctuated colon.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY READER!

Just remember:

Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana.

 


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stevef
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December 26, 2017 11:17 am  

Your karma ran over my dogma.


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SimonLeigh
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December 26, 2017 1:10 pm  

Sorry about your dogma. I keep doing that for some reason. Why not get yourself another dogma?  There's plenty running around.


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stevef
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December 26, 2017 2:05 pm  

Good idea! I need a few Pointers,


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SimonLeigh
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December 26, 2017 3:52 pm  

You may have a problem with two dogmas. They fight and you won't get any sleep. I use Planetoterrestrialism to get a good night's sleep on our flat earth.


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