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Why is an Australian man like a wombat?
Eats shoots and leaves
My girlfriend got hit by a semi-colon and fell into a comma. The driver had failed to come to a full stop at the end of the line. He did a dash, risking a run-on sentence. Doctors tell me my girlfriend’s revision is a question mark; she has a punctuated colon.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY READER!
Just remember:
Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana.
Posted : December 25, 2017 5:58 pm
Your karma ran over my dogma.
Posted : December 26, 2017 12:17 pm
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Sorry about your dogma. I keep doing that for some reason. Why not get yourself another dogma? There's plenty running around.
Posted : December 26, 2017 2:10 pm
Good idea! I need a few Pointers,
Posted : December 26, 2017 3:05 pm
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You may have a problem with two dogmas. They fight and you won't get any sleep. I use Planetoterrestrialism to get a good night's sleep on our flat earth.
Posted : December 26, 2017 4:52 pm
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