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Anyone up for 'complete the limerick' again? Some brilliant lines last time.
Example:
There once was a boxer from Leith,
Who tattooed his name on his teeth,
The top set read Dougal,
But the lower was frugal,
In fact, exceedingly brief.
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I'll kick off (two lines to start):
There was a young woman from Knock,
Whose clothing comprised of a sock...
There was a young woman from Knock,
Whose clothing comprised of a sock...
Though ingeniously canny...
There was a young woman from Knock,
Whose clothing comprised of a sock,
Though ingeniously canny,
And covered her cranny...
Hi, Hazy! It's me, expat. Good to see you again, hope you're keeping well.
* waves* 🙂 Good to see you young man! Xx
As you were... someone else can finish it 🙂
I guess the world's just not ready for us, Hazy! 🙂
There was a young woman from Knock,
Whose clothing comprised of a sock,
Though ingeniously canny,
And covered her cranny,
T'was more seemly than being en bloc.
Love this game. Try this one.
There was a young lassie from Leith
could undo a zip with 'er teeth,
superseded.
There was a young lassie from Leith,
could undo a zip with 'er teeth,
it came down with ease,
and then she did sneeze,
.........
There was a young lassie from Leith,
could undo a zip with 'er teeth,
it came down with ease,
then she did sneeze
and realised it was Keith.
Luigi to give us the next opening two lines. 🙂
There was a man fro Fort Knox
who was as strong as an ox
There was a man from Fort Knox
who was as strong as an ox
he picked up a lass
lay her down in the grass
and didn't even take off his socks.