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stevef
(@stevef)
Illustrious Member

 Anyone up for 'complete the limerick' again? Some brilliant lines last time.

Example:

There once was a boxer from Leith,

Who tattooed his name on his teeth,

The top set read Dougal,

But the lower was frugal,

In fact, exceedingly brief.

..........................................................................

I'll kick off (two lines to start):

There was a young woman from Knock,

Whose clothing comprised of a sock...

 

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Posted : October 17, 2017 5:40 pm
Hazy
 Hazy
(@hazy)
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There was a young woman from Knock,

Whose clothing comprised of a sock...

Though ingeniously canny...

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Posted : October 19, 2017 12:49 am
stevef
(@stevef)
Illustrious Member

There was a young woman from Knock,

Whose clothing comprised of a sock,

Though ingeniously canny,

And covered her cranny...

 

Hi, Hazy! It's me, expat. Good to see you again, hope you're keeping well. 

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Posted : October 19, 2017 7:42 am
Hazy
 Hazy
(@hazy)
Active Member

* waves* 🙂 Good to see you young man! Xx

 

As you were... someone else can finish it 🙂

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Posted : October 19, 2017 10:28 am
stevef
(@stevef)
Illustrious Member

I guess the world's just not ready for us, Hazy! 🙂

 

There was a young woman from Knock,

Whose clothing comprised of a sock,

Though ingeniously canny,

And covered her cranny,

T'was more seemly than being en bloc.

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Posted : October 24, 2017 6:14 am
amman
(@amman)
Famed Member

Love this game.  Try this one.

There was a young lassie from Leith

could undo a zip with 'er teeth,

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Posted : October 24, 2017 8:54 am
ionicus
(@ionicus)
Noble Member

superseded.

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Posted : October 24, 2017 10:13 am
jay12
(@jay12)
Eminent Member

There was a young lassie from Leith,

could undo a zip with 'er teeth,

it came down with ease, 

and then she did sneeze, 

.........

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Posted : October 24, 2017 1:49 pm
ionicus
(@ionicus)
Noble Member

There was a young lassie from Leith,
could undo a zip with 'er teeth,
it came down with ease,
then she did sneeze
and realised it was Keith.

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Posted : October 24, 2017 2:35 pm
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stevef
(@stevef)
Illustrious Member

Luigi to give us the next opening two lines. 🙂

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Posted : October 26, 2017 7:11 am
ionicus
(@ionicus)
Noble Member

There was a man fro Fort Knox
who was as strong as an ox

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Posted : October 26, 2017 10:07 am
jay12
(@jay12)
Eminent Member

There was a man from Fort Knox

who was as strong as an ox

he picked up a lass

lay her down in the grass

and didn't even take off his socks. 

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Posted : October 26, 2017 12:25 pm
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