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An every-day tale of Christmas. 🙂  Originally posted in the Amazon Twas The Night Before Christmas Re-write thread. Who's up for it?
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Twas The Night Before Christmas.
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Twas the night before Christmas,
The kids were fast asleep,
But down below, Mum and Dad,
Were lying in a heap.
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Bottles, cans and Rizlas,
Were scattered on the floors,
The air was thick with ganja,
And deep contented snores.
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Outside, the snow fell gently,
Then the pair began to stir,
For they had much better resins,
Than frankincense and myrrh.
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They had a toast to Santa,
With a Carsberg Special Brew,
Followed by an Alco-pop,
And snort of Superglue.
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Then Xmas Eve was Xmas Day,
And the kids flew down the stairs,
Bursting with excitement,
To see wot would be theirs.
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Tyson got an ounce of Skunk,
And a magnum of Chianti,
While Chantalle got a stainless bong,
And a bag of Shiva Shanti.
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So Christmas Day moved into night,
In a happy disarray,
Then, just like St Stephen,
They got stoned on Boxing Day.
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Wonderful! Put a smile on me old phizog, it did. 🙂
Sadly, may be very near the truth in some homes these days. ;-(
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