Christmas Humbugger...

Christmas Humbuggery.  

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An every-day tale of Christmas. 🙂  Originally posted in the Amazon Twas The Night Before Christmas Re-write thread. Who's up for it?


Twas The Night Before Christmas.


Twas the night before Christmas,

The kids were fast asleep,

But down below, Mum and Dad,

Were lying in a heap.


Bottles, cans and Rizlas,

Were scattered on the floors,

The air was thick with ganja,

And deep contented snores.


Outside, the snow fell gently,

Then the pair began to stir,

For they had much better resins,

Than frankincense and myrrh.


They had a toast to Santa,

With a Carsberg Special Brew,

Followed by an Alco-pop,

And snort of Superglue.


Then Xmas Eve was Xmas Day,

And the kids flew down the stairs,

Bursting with excitement,

To see wot would be theirs.


Tyson got an ounce of Skunk,

And a magnum of Chianti,

While Chantalle got a stainless bong,

And a bag of Shiva Shanti.


So Christmas Day moved into night,

In a happy disarray,

Then, just like St Stephen,

They got stoned on Boxing Day.


Posted : December 13, 2016 9:56 am
Honorable Member

Wonderful! Put a smile on me old phizog, it did. 🙂

Sadly, may be very near the truth in some homes these days. ;-(

You must post it!

Posted : December 13, 2016 10:58 am
Trusted Member


Instead of trying to undo the biting of the old apple/I bite a new one instead/And with a toothless grin/Become a Dionysian among Christians.

Posted : December 14, 2016 3:15 am