Morning Star Horoscopes Page, with Karl Marx



You’ve had a tough time lately

making ends meet,

but all your money worries will soon be over!

A socialist windfall is on the way

as the downtrodden masses rise up

when Saturn enters the house of Capricorn.



Problems at work have been troubling you recently.

You and authority don’t mix!

Hold on tight until the twenty-third, when you’ll

seize control of the means of production

and smash the chains of worldwide imperialism that enslave humanity

as Mars reaches the cusp of Aquarius.



Your love-life has been somewhat

on the back burner of late, comrade.

But don’t worry. On the fifteenth,

your libido will be shaken awake

as the glorious proletarian revolution sweeps capitalism

and all that lacklustre sex

into the dustbin of history.


Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio,

Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces.

You are reactionary bourgeois swine.





© Gammon 2020
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2 months ago

Mystic Marx eh? 🙂

2 months ago

This is super and fun and ace -More! More ones with ‘on the cusp of’ and ‘moons in and philosophers and other things – this one is aces.

2 months ago
Reply to  Gammon

dunno. I think this one as it is. re milk. (And its a gemini/taurus and Aries poem – which might be about right for other reasons, ask nic.) Anothers, just dont start with the liberal left…just others!! and alsorts. Are you Aries?

2 months ago
Reply to  littleditty

Maybe different times/historical, at certain moments or epochs or whatnot?…ie wee timepieces -eg Russia?

2 months ago
Reply to  littleditty

nic who? hold your horses you two

Marx was Taurus
you Nicky are a Gemini
and Gammon is a Sheep.

[The name Aries is Latin for ram,]

in case you don’t know it you are Krios in Greek. related to the Golden Fleece too and hundreds of myths.

welcome to the infinite minus one G rabbit hole.

2 months ago
Reply to  ifyouplease

sheep – or ram if you are feeling bolder… I am a double gemini on the cusp of Taurus – moon in Gemini – where you are mooning is important apparently 🙂

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