Brave New World

 

Welcome to our brave new world,

like Nineteen Eighty-Four but a few years later,

a safe space reserved for Feminists, terrorists,

vicarious intellects, beta-males, no haters.

We, we, we decide the rules,

you must learn them ad verbatim.

You’ll be safe and sound if you obey them:

 

Enjoying your own culture

is racist.

Enjoying a different culture

is racist.

Employing a British soldier

is racist.

Singing “Twenty-Four Hours from Tulsa”

is racist.

Calling Burkina Faso “Upper Volta”

is racist.

Trying to cure a stomach ulcer

is racist.

Looking at a Chinese rubber sculpture

is racist.

Wanting to become a pole-vaulter

is racist.

 

Dressing as a panther or a puma

is racist.

Preferring tangerines to satsumas

is racist.

Listening to David Icke’s rumours

is racist.

Having a sense of humour

is racist.

Explaining that some Muslims keep slaves

is racist.

Complaining that your muslin briefs chafe

is racist.

Borders blocking immigrant waves

are racist.

Wanting your children to be safe

is racist.

 

Welcome to our brave new world,

like Nineteen Eighty-Four but with an airbase more genders,

a safe space reserved for gormless conformists,

puppets and pawns for corporate agendas.

We, we, we decide the rules,

you must learn them ad verbatim.

You’ll come to no harm if you obey them:

 

Pointing out George Soros’s wealth

is racist.

Lamenting your nation’s poor health

is racist.

Being hopeful it recuperates

is racist.

Opposing globalist superstates

is racist.

Allowing working-class people to vote

is racist.

Differentiating a sheep from a goat

is racist.

Greeting Indians with a slight grin

is racist.

Having been born with white skin

is racist.

 

The pigs, the filth of Babylon and ting,

are racist.

Stop-and-searching black men swamped in bling

is racist.

Ignoring all those gangs of Scottish grannies

is racist,

and Catholic terrorists who plot in Spanish.

How racist!

The media, with its Christian-kosher news,

is racist.

Reporting when a Muslim blows a fuse

is racist.

Dominating as a culture in your country

is racist,

but only if you’re white, you privileged, cunty

racist!

 

Preventing crime and saving lives

is racist.

Stopping jihadists waving knives

is racist.

Statistics, facts, free speech and democracy

are racist.

Refusing to spout PC hypocrisy

is racist.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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