Bob And Bobby On Radar

edited old poem.

Let’s be honest,

that’s another submarine,

feminism that is,

full of patriarchal torpedoes.

‘We’ simply fall into the trap when

we keep our loving sister happy

and continue cowshitting,

I’ll leave the bullshitting to the boys.

Yes madame, just like them

we also yield to ’emotional blackmail’

for mommy’s or daddy’s pride-and-prejudice charade,

bulls and cows, Bobs and Bobbies repeat after me:

“Let’s cut the herdcrap,

and make a bloody change

by helping no sex to bob up

and misanthropically prevail.”


© ifyouplease 2020
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Hiya… I just wanted to pop in here and say that I really like your use of the words “cowshit” and “herdcrap”. In fact, I decided to insert those two words into my autobiographical epic poem. I hope you don’t mind…

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