I have tried to reduce,
To cover my footprints,
The wind turbine, the solar panels, the compost,
But today, stuck in traffic,
Ashamed of my one man commute it hit me fair between the eyes and I started to fold,
It has finally occurred to me,
The only way I can help you Greta, really help is to go
And so, today, after work, with some responsibly sourced rope I will carbon neutralise.