The unmarried spokesman
sci-fi, blast from the future
i want you to welcome our new prophets.
they are all digitally signed with encrypted messages,
specially designed to last three thousand years,
speaking of which, in the next three thousand years
on a personal level according to their prophetic data,
my mother will come back eleven times
to meet my father only once,
Mum will stop joking.
i will not return, but my future wife and my future dog will,
but, hey this is not a proper welcome;
Ladies and gentlemen, I proudly present you