UKArchive ID: 34689

by andrea
Originally published on April 6, 2015 in Just Plain Daft    

Not a lot to say about this one, really πŸ™‚

Cedric loved his ukelele
passionately – he played it daily
interspersed with ol’ Bill Haley.
Ced was quite a rocker!

Ede, his missus, loathed the uke,
the sound of it quite made her puke
her and secret lover Luke
much preferred Joe Cocker.

So Luke β€˜n’ Ede bashed in Ced’s β€˜ead
hard, to make sure he was dead
(poor ol’ bloke he bled and bled),
then stashed him in a locker.

The cops were called and took some prints
But Ede and Luke ain’t been seen since
(they legged it quick, to Port-au-Prince),
their murder quite a shocker!


 photo Cedric_zpsfbfdgtjp.jpg

© andrea (Andrea on OLD UKA)

UKArchive ID: 34689
Archived comments for UKELELE

sweetwater on 06-04-2015
Intolerance in all walks of life, but the beat goes on, sadly the wrong sort of beating for Cedric! Great fun poem I liked the way each last line rhymed. :-)) Sue.x

Author’s Reply:
Thanks Sue, appreciate the read. There's a name for it (the rhyming thing) but buggered if I can remember what it is πŸ™‚

pommer on 06-04-2015
I liked it .Poor OL'Ced looks overfed must have been some locker they stashed him.Great fun to read.Be lucky, Peter.xx

Author’s Reply:
Thanks Peter, glad you liked πŸ™‚ Have a happy Easter x

Mikeverdi on 07-04-2015
Well that's about as random as it gets HaHa! Nothing for a year and then this…. where the hell did that come from??? If things like this just 'pop' into your head, maybe you need to see someone πŸ™‚



Author’s Reply:
It actually 'popped' into me head a while ago πŸ™‚ But you're right, I think I need a shrink *sigh*


deadpoet on 11-04-2015
Oh Golly- a shrink won't bash in yer head but something similar- Nope this could be a good way to get rid of that somebody- I am glad now I at last got back here on UKA and was greeted by this- I think it's funny! Not bad at all Andrea- sounds like old doggerel you! Pia xx

Author’s Reply:
Thanks Pia, glad you thought it was funny! And so glad to see you back!