Cafe verse

I thought I’d spend some time Sitting writing words that rhyme Across the road from Banco Sabadell    And if it all went wrong  I could use them in a song Thinking that might work ok as well   So sitting at my table I thought I might be able To write some words and tell you how it feels

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Baggy Pants

A little homage to those guys with their trouser crotches about their knees. Baggy Pants The prick who always masturbates: an empty skull that resonates; is on the razz with bastard-mates displaying his Cro-Magnon traits. With pick-up lines from toilet walls, he baggy-pants the snooker halls then Michael Jacksons both his balls and slithers sly thru shopping malls. Vodka-fuelled and

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