LIFE (OR BEING A BEACH BUM)

When Ernie took Gertrude to wife he had the notion ’twas for life, but didn’t bank on all the strife a spouse could often be. She didn’t understand it seems his lust for love (‘In yer dreams!’) what sausages and bacon means and kippers for his tea. So after fifteen years of this he’d had enough of wedded bliss and

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