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<title>Re: At 3 o'clock this morning a Chinese nurse was pressing her hand on my groin. 8-)</title><link>http://ukauthors.com/phorum5/read.php?1,197705,197990#msg-197990</link><description><![CDATA[ I used to hang towels on mine, not sure why.]]></description>
<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
<category>DISCUSS ANYTHING (GENERAL DISCUSSION)</category><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 02:13:42 +0100</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: Indian food in the Highlands</title><link>http://ukauthors.com/phorum5/read.php?1,197961,197989#msg-197989</link><description><![CDATA[ Yes, I love it when they speak the local lingo. Nothing wrong with their own accent of course but very quaint when they speak like that.:)<br />I suppose it would be like me speaking Mandarin perfectly but not likely to happen. :(<br /><br />I was once in an Indian in Glasgow and the waiters there sounded so Glaswegian (and were easy on the eye to boot!) heaven.<img src="http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/38.gif" class="bbcode" border="0" />]]></description>
<dc:creator>stormwolf</dc:creator>
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<title>Re: A game that goes on... and on...</title><link>http://ukauthors.com/phorum5/read.php?87,186508,197988#msg-197988</link><description><![CDATA[ No, not at all.]]></description>
<dc:creator>sirat</dc:creator>
<category>UKA's FAMOUS MUSICAL CRYPTICAL CLUE GAME</category><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 22:45:59 +0100</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: Hello there !</title><link>http://ukauthors.com/phorum5/read.php?33,197895,197987#msg-197987</link><description><![CDATA[ Welcome Nimuae :)<br /><br />good to have you on board.]]></description>
<dc:creator>stormwolf</dc:creator>
<category>Introduce yourself! (host Stormwolf)</category><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 22:38:36 +0100</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: Indian food in the Highlands</title><link>http://ukauthors.com/phorum5/read.php?1,197961,197986#msg-197986</link><description><![CDATA[ Did a repair at Glasgow Airport back in the eighties and just before we headed off back to Exeter, stopped off at a nearby Chinese take-away for a refuel.<br />Instead of the expected: 'Ah, wha' you wan'?' we were met by one of the heaviest Glaswegian accents I've ever heard, straight from the mouth of a 5' 2&quot; Chinaman. Warmed our hearts, it did. A great scoff as well.]]></description>
<dc:creator>expat</dc:creator>
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<title>Re: Indian food in the Highlands</title><link>http://ukauthors.com/phorum5/read.php?1,197961,197985#msg-197985</link><description><![CDATA[ You really should write your memoirs, Boss. I would buy them for starters. I ain't kidding either. :)]]></description>
<dc:creator>stormwolf</dc:creator>
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<title>Re: THEY GROW UP SO FAST!</title><link>http://ukauthors.com/phorum5/read.php?1,197931,197984#msg-197984</link><description><![CDATA[ How long were you banged up for, Shy?]]></description>
<dc:creator>Andrea</dc:creator>
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<title>Re: The Scream ::o</title><link>http://ukauthors.com/phorum5/read.php?1,197397,197983#msg-197983</link><description><![CDATA[ I didn't say I hate it - I just don't like it much. Never did anything for me.]]></description>
<dc:creator>Andrea</dc:creator>
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<title>Re: Indian food in the Highlands</title><link>http://ukauthors.com/phorum5/read.php?1,197961,197982#msg-197982</link><description><![CDATA[ Can't remember if I said before, but I learnt how to make a proper curry (amongst other things, like how to make straw pics, which I ended up selling on streets all over in all sorts of strange places) from a bunch of Pakistani guys I met in Rabat :)]]></description>
<dc:creator>Andrea</dc:creator>
<category>DISCUSS ANYTHING (GENERAL DISCUSSION)</category><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 21:52:31 +0100</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: A game that goes on... and on...</title><link>http://ukauthors.com/phorum5/read.php?87,186508,197981#msg-197981</link><description><![CDATA[ Has civil rights got anything to do with it?]]></description>
<dc:creator>Andrea</dc:creator>
<category>UKA's FAMOUS MUSICAL CRYPTICAL CLUE GAME</category><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 21:49:27 +0100</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: Black seeds on Greggs buns</title><link>http://ukauthors.com/phorum5/read.php?48,194931,197980#msg-197980</link><description><![CDATA[ Mine too!]]></description>
<dc:creator>Andrea</dc:creator>
<category>The Happy Horticulturalist (hosts Daff and Storm)</category><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 21:47:10 +0100</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: RECENT Challenge for the 16th of May - ALTERCATION</title><link>http://ukauthors.com/phorum5/read.php?54,197658,197979#msg-197979</link><description><![CDATA[ Well done Chant_z, and welcome to the fun :)]]></description>
<dc:creator>Andrea</dc:creator>
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<title>Re: At 3 o'clock this morning a Chinese nurse was pressing her hand on my groin. 8-)</title><link>http://ukauthors.com/phorum5/read.php?1,197705,197978#msg-197978</link><description><![CDATA[ Looks like there is a tool for everything<br /><br />always comes in handy for the peodophile's hoopla stall]]></description>
<dc:creator>stormwolf</dc:creator>
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<title>Re: The Scream ::o</title><link>http://ukauthors.com/phorum5/read.php?1,197397,197977#msg-197977</link><description><![CDATA[ If it wasn't so effective, no one would hate it - it would be boring.]]></description>
<dc:creator>e-griff</dc:creator>
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<title>Re: At 3 o'clock this morning a Chinese nurse was pressing her hand on my groin. 8-)</title><link>http://ukauthors.com/phorum5/read.php?1,197705,197976#msg-197976</link><description><![CDATA[ not jam doughnuts ...]]></description>
<dc:creator>e-griff</dc:creator>
<category>DISCUSS ANYTHING (GENERAL DISCUSSION)</category><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 20:46:53 +0100</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: At 3 o'clock this morning a Chinese nurse was pressing her hand on my groin. 8-)</title><link>http://ukauthors.com/phorum5/read.php?1,197705,197975#msg-197975</link><description><![CDATA[ Where does Stinking Bishop come into it?]]></description>
<dc:creator>expat</dc:creator>
<category>DISCUSS ANYTHING (GENERAL DISCUSSION)</category><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 20:46:44 +0100</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: Hello :-)</title><link>http://ukauthors.com/phorum5/read.php?33,196540,197974#msg-197974</link><description><![CDATA[ No, me neither. She must have withdrawn it. I hope she reads this and comes back.]]></description>
<dc:creator>e-griff</dc:creator>
<category>Introduce yourself! (host Stormwolf)</category><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 20:44:56 +0100</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: New Challenge for the 16th of May - ALTERCATION</title><link>http://ukauthors.com/phorum5/read.php?54,197658,197973#msg-197973</link><description><![CDATA[ well done! egg on its way]]></description>
<dc:creator>e-griff</dc:creator>
<category>Weekly Challenge (host e-griff)</category><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 20:41:33 +0100</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: Dutch parliament launch internet freedom legislation</title><link>http://ukauthors.com/phorum5/read.php?1,197930,197972#msg-197972</link><description><![CDATA[ Absotively.]]></description>
<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
<category>DISCUSS ANYTHING (GENERAL DISCUSSION)</category><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 20:41:03 +0100</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: One for the birds...</title><link>http://ukauthors.com/phorum5/read.php?1,197935,197971#msg-197971</link><description><![CDATA[ My chrystal set at least had a cat's whisker. It could pick up all the stations. At once.]]></description>
<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
<category>DISCUSS ANYTHING (GENERAL DISCUSSION)</category><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 20:40:02 +0100</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: One for the birds...</title><link>http://ukauthors.com/phorum5/read.php?1,197935,197970#msg-197970</link><description><![CDATA[ Do you know how Schrödinger came up with his thought experiment? He and Einstein got caught peeking in the girls shower room at high school. Yep. When the principal asked Erwin why he punched Albert, Erwin said because he wanted to see some pussy too, but Albert wouldn't let him. Albert said there wasn't anything to see because it was lunch time and all the girls were in the cafeteria. Erwin didn't believe him, and said he wanted to see for himself. Albert said no, just take his word for it. So they had a philosophical discussion over it which degenerated into a fistfight when Albert wouldn't budge from his superior position. They were subsequently apprehended and marched into the principal's office. Sometimes science can be stranger than fiction, eh? <i>*sigh*</i> :(]]></description>
<dc:creator>Shywolf</dc:creator>
<category>DISCUSS ANYTHING (GENERAL DISCUSSION)</category><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 20:38:40 +0100</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: At 3 o'clock this morning a Chinese nurse was pressing her hand on my groin. 8-)</title><link>http://ukauthors.com/phorum5/read.php?1,197705,197969#msg-197969</link><description><![CDATA[ Great for making doughnuts though.]]></description>
<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
<category>DISCUSS ANYTHING (GENERAL DISCUSSION)</category><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 20:36:38 +0100</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: At 3 o'clock this morning a Chinese nurse was pressing her hand on my groin. 8-)</title><link>http://ukauthors.com/phorum5/read.php?1,197705,197968#msg-197968</link><description><![CDATA[ Yeah! but great for making holes in the Gruyere....<br /><br />~~~~~~~~~~~]]></description>
<dc:creator>Bradene</dc:creator>
<category>DISCUSS ANYTHING (GENERAL DISCUSSION)</category><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 20:02:41 +0100</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: New Challenge for the 16th of May - ALTERCATION</title><link>http://ukauthors.com/phorum5/read.php?54,197658,197967#msg-197967</link><description><![CDATA[ Congratulations Chantz. Good choice Alpha you did a great job. Well done everyone.<br /><br />~~~~~~~~~]]></description>
<dc:creator>Bradene</dc:creator>
<category>Weekly Challenge (host e-griff)</category><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 19:49:17 +0100</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: New Challenge for the 16th of May - ALTERCATION</title><link>http://ukauthors.com/phorum5/read.php?54,197658,197966#msg-197966</link><description><![CDATA[ I have found this so very, very hard because they are all so very, very good, and have captured both the word and the idea of the word... I will not discuss form or style as my knowledge is limited. I will comment on what I know... imagery.<br />I Loved Bradene's sonnet. The anger was palpable and I could sense the argument on the underneath the surface. Andrea's Violet was very, very funny, and has me laughin, buckets. I loved the twist at the end of Iconicus's an exchange of words, and e-griffs the altercation had a resonating reality and great humour too. It is a shame one has to win, because all the language was sublime and brilliantly crafted... if I could I would give you all gold eggs, because they are all for me great work. But the one that sticks out for me, has to be Chant z, Noise in process still, which I found hauntingly beautiful and simply great to read aloud.]]></description>
<dc:creator>Alphadog1</dc:creator>
<category>Weekly Challenge (host e-griff)</category><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 19:43:01 +0100</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: Indian food in the Highlands</title><link>http://ukauthors.com/phorum5/read.php?1,197961,197965#msg-197965</link><description><![CDATA[ Hi Dylan, :)<br />The best Chinese I ever had was down near the Kelvingrove Galleries. It comes as no surprise to hear you won the award. Totally <i>pure dead brilliant</i>, to use a term.(tu) ;)<br />Yes, Aviemore is wonderful, as long as ye dinnea go to the Aviemore center, that ghost of the 70's that demonstrated the decline and decay of what happens when good ideas go bad, long before the present crisis. <img src="http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-whacky099.gif" class="bbcode" border="0" /><br /><br />for tae let ye understand:(<br /><br />I ken we were speaking aboot Indian but the Chinese restaurants in Glesga are second to nane. (tu)]]></description>
<dc:creator>stormwolf</dc:creator>
<category>DISCUSS ANYTHING (GENERAL DISCUSSION)</category><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 19:42:12 +0100</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: The Scream ::o</title><link>http://ukauthors.com/phorum5/read.php?1,197397,197964#msg-197964</link><description><![CDATA[ It reminds me of my son when he comes to Edinburgh but we laugh about it so he will not mind me saying this. ;)]]></description>
<dc:creator>stormwolf</dc:creator>
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<title>Re: Indian food in the Highlands</title><link>http://ukauthors.com/phorum5/read.php?1,197961,197963#msg-197963</link><description><![CDATA[ Glasgow won the &quot;Curry Capital of Britain&quot; an unprecedented 4 times in a row!<br />There are some truly great curry houses in the west end.<br />BTW, I too was in the highlands at the beginning of May, (wee cottage near Aviemore).<br />It was breath taking, as always.]]></description>
<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
<category>DISCUSS ANYTHING (GENERAL DISCUSSION)</category><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 19:31:14 +0100</pubDate></item>
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<title>Re: At 3 o'clock this morning a Chinese nurse was pressing her hand on my groin. 8-)</title><link>http://ukauthors.com/phorum5/read.php?1,197705,197962#msg-197962</link><description><![CDATA[ Yes! but not so good for slicing cheese.8-)]]></description>
<dc:creator>stormwolf</dc:creator>
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<title>Indian food in the Highlands</title><link>http://ukauthors.com/phorum5/read.php?1,197961,197961#msg-197961</link><description><![CDATA[ Just came back from a short break in my home town in the Highlands. My mother treated me and my son and daughter-in-law to an Indian meal. We all love it and there are 3 now and two Chinese restaurants in that one street town. ::o<br />So much change in a few years and nobody is more enthusiastic than me. I love the richness and the diversity of being shown different foods.<br />I know that our food is usually inherited from what our ancestors had available and so in Scotland it tends to be very basic but good too.(tu)<br /><br />We have so much to learn from one another, so much to share, just a pity that when things get out of balance (think inner city ghettos) that the goodwill recedes.]]></description>
<dc:creator>stormwolf</dc:creator>
<category>DISCUSS ANYTHING (GENERAL DISCUSSION)</category><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 19:25:58 +0100</pubDate></item>
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